The Mad March Hare isn’t just mad — he’s spectacularly, gloriously, hop-off-the-walls bonkers.

At completely unpredictable moments (and quite possibly during a heated argument with his own reflection), this mildly mal-adjusted mammal may suddenly announce a random and utterly ridiculous bonus. Will it be for activators? Hunters? Or perhaps in honour of his current favourite sandwich filling (which changes hourly)? Frankly… nobody knows. Least of all the hare. As his trusted friend the badger confirmed, shaking his head and hiding the cutlery, “There’s something not quite right with that hare.”

So keep your ears twitching, your eyes peeled (or maybe the other way round), and your radio warmed up. When the announcement comes, it will come without warning, logic, or any obvious connection to reality.

The hare has not been medicated, you’ve been warned!